The Grim Reaper rides your dog.
Breed is a shortcut. Measuring him is exact.
Something'sriding your dog.
A hooded reaper with glowing eyes, strapped on in ten seconds, still sitting upright when the last trick-or-treater leaves.
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He's the only one on the street without a costume.
The kids are dressed. The porch is carved. And he's parked by the door in the same collar he's worn since March, watching the whole thing happen without him.
Ten seconds later he's the reason three neighbours stop to take a photo.
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There is a date where this stops being possible.
Order by October 8 and it arrives with days to spare. Leave it later and we can't promise he'll be dressed on the night — unless you add Skip the Line, which puts your order out the door within 24 hours.
It survives the whole night
A costume that gives up after one photo isn't worth putting on. This one is still straight when the candy runs out.
A rider, not a print
Stitched hood and robe with a shredded hem, gloved hands, and a scythe that reads as steel in a photo.
Eyes that carry
Two red eyes under the hood. People clock it from the far side of the street, day or night.
Ten seconds, two straps
Chest band, belly band, done. No legs to thread, no head to force through anything.
He forgets he's wearing it
The saddle is padded and sits behind the shoulders, where dogs already carry weight.
Cats are not an afterthought
Size S is built for cats. Soft straps, nothing to snag, releases with one pull.
No bad angle
Sitting, standing, mid-zoomie. The rider stays upright and keeps facing the camera.
Watch it go on in real time
No edits, no cuts. This is how long it actually takes.
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Three moves and he's someone else
Over the back
Rider faces forward, saddle sits just behind the shoulders.
Chest, then belly
Snug enough that two fingers slide under. No tighter.
Porch light on
Get the shot before the first knock at the door.
What lands on your doorstep
The rider and saddle
One piece. The reaper is stitched to the saddle so it can't slide off mid-walk.
Two adjustable straps
Hook-and-loop at chest and belly, with several inches of play either way.
A fitting card
Where to measure and what to do if he lands between two sizes.
Two minutes with a tape measure saves a return trip
Nearly every return in this category starts with a guess. These are the real numbers from the maker, not a rough weight band.
| Size | Neck | Chest | Typical breeds |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 7.9–12.6 in | 11.8–16.5 in | Most cats, Yorkie, Chihuahua, Pomeranian, Miniature Schnauzer |
| M | 11.8–18.9 in | 15.7–25.2 in | Corgi, French Bulldog, Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie |
| L | 18.1–25.2 in | 23.6–37.8 in | Labrador, Golden Retriever, German Shepherd, Boxer, Samoyed |
Chest goes right behind the front legs. Neck goes where his collar already sits. Between two sizes, go up: the straps can take up slack, but they can't add length to the saddle.
Or you could grab one off a shelf
| This one | The shelf version | |
|---|---|---|
| Reads from across the street | Yes | Only up close |
| Getting it on him | Two straps, ten seconds | Full-body zip-up he fights |
| Still straight after an hour | Yes | Slides and bunches |
| Made for cats too | Size S | Rarely |
| Measurements published | Neck and chest, both | A weight range, if that |
If it doesn't work out, that's on us
30 days to change your mind
Wrong size, or he simply refuses. Send it back for a full refund and skip the explanation.
Tracked the whole way
Free tracked shipping on every order, so you always know where it is.
A person answers
Email us and you get a reply from someone who can actually fix the problem.
Before you ask us
Which size does he need?
Measure the chest right behind the front legs and the neck where his collar sits, then match the chart above. Between two sizes, go up. The breed picker in the buy box is a fast shortcut if you don't have a tape measure handy.
Will he actually leave it on?
The saddle sits behind the shoulders, where dogs already carry weight, and both straps are wide and soft. Most pets stop noticing it within a minute. It's built for supervised wear at parties, walks and photos, not for sleeping in.
Will it arrive before the 31st?
Order by the cutoff shown in the buy box and it lands with days to spare. Free tracked shipping is included. After that date, Skip the Line puts your order out the door within 24 hours.
What if it doesn't fit?
Thirty days for a full refund, no questions. If the size is the only problem, tell us and we'll sort the swap.
Is it safe for a cat?
Yes. Size S was designed around cats and small pets. Nothing dangles, the scythe is soft fabric over a padded rod, and one pull releases both straps.
How do I clean it?
Damp cloth and air dry. Don't put it through the machine: the rider is stitched to the saddle and the stitching won't survive a spin cycle.